Saturday, March 27, 2010

155- I think!

Dear Skinny Minnies,

Do any of you have a trick of standing on your scale a certain way to save an extra pound? I do! Don't worry, I don't dangle a leg over it or anything, I stand properly, letting the scale read my full weight. But this morning when I stood on the scale, it read 156. I got back on with my patented wriggle and boom! it read 155.
Now this may be wrong, but since I've been doing the patented wriggle every day, I figured I'd let it read 155. At least that way I'd have lost a pound since yesterday.
But I WANT MORE! I'm as greedy as Augustus Gloop! I want two pounds of weight loss a day! I want two pounds of weight loss every day!
The thing is, though, I'm starting to feel like someone on a severely restricted diet ,but NOT like a true Ana. I must eat less. So far today I've already scoffed an entire half jug of watermelon juice (unsweetened) which I've convinced myself is good for me because it's a natural diuretic. But that is ALL I will eat or drink today. It's Saturday night (crap), so I might have to go out with the girls, in which case I will stick to two glasses of white wine. No vodka, no cocktails. And of course, my usual gym routine. I'll try to bust out another two hours today. Have simply got to get thinner faster.

XOXO, my hollow sweeties.

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